Posts Tagged ‘economy’

So…about those Banks

In Britney Spears, FML, Hate The Banks, Money Trouble, Paul Krugman, Politics, Space Aliens, Stupid People on July 18, 2012 at 10:40 PM

Banks are not your friend.

I mean, like “duh”! Right?

Who even thought up the concept of a bank? Oh, Italians. Of course.

Well, in case you haven’t figured it out yet, Banks are not your friend. They act like they are, by sending you constant invites to their exclusive “credit card” clubs. Then they shame you by telling you your creditworthiness is not up to snuff. Then of course, they try to sell you on their credit rating monitoring program.

They entice you with ads and promises of credit, loans, and interest rates that will make all your financial dreams come true.

Ha! What a bunch of hooey.

Banks are not your friend. Sure, they want your money. Even if it’s merely pennies. My goodness, what a bank can do with just pennies! But they don’t care about you. They don’t care about the Community, or Society, or anyone but themselves!

And who are the Banks? They’re the CEOs and Elite Executives of the corporation. Because Banks are Corporations and as Mittens says “Corporations are people, my friend”.

Hmm, really? So, could we walk up to a Bank and slap it’s face for pulling this kind of crap?

What about this crap?

Or how about a little of this mixed in with a bit of this and that?

It’s enough to make someone scream! And want to slap someone! But, who?

“Corporations are people, my friend.”

Yes, Mittens. That’s all well and good, however there’s no one to slap, is there?

What exactly are we supposed to do here? Line up all the CEOs and Elite Executives and punch them in the face?

Hmmm, actually…

Seriously. What in the world is going on and could the Aliens just come down and save us from ourselves already?

I for one wouldn’t mind really if we were taken over by a Superior Race and told what to do. As long as we stopped abusing each other and cleaned up the planet.

Really. I think it would be fine, just wonderful in fact, if the Superior Race placed us under a Conservatorship or something. I mean Britney’s doing so much better now, right?


Is Life Worth Living?

In Politics, Stupid People on August 12, 2010 at 9:04 AM

That’s really the big Q, isn’t it?

At this point, I’m not entirely sure. I mean what do we really have to look forward to? The climate is rapidly changing. Are we prepared for what’s to come? Clearly not. And what of it? Supersize hurricanes, violent tornadoes, massive snowstorms, raging floods, torrential downpours, blazing heat…extreme weather in a nutshell, right? How fun is that?

Plus, the economy. Um…yeah. I don’t think I can really say anything more on that subject without screaming like a lunatic and shooting myself in the head with a pneumatic nail gun, so.

Relationships, then? That’s always a hotbed of controversy to fall back on.

I’m glad Prop H8 was overturned by a sensible judge. UNCONSTITUTIONAL, People! That’s twice it’s been struck down from the bench for being unconstitutional. Of course the h8ers are taking it further. That’s cool. Let’s see how far this hatred train goes.

Yes, I said hatred train. As in Meg Whitman. Let’s talk about that crazy red lady for a moment. Who said anger management? Was it me? I think it was, actually. Nuttier than a fruitcake, this one. Unstable. Unable to manage her emotional self.

Now she wants to be the savior of the Latino community. Really, Meg? Which one? Rancho Mirage? Rancho Santa Fe? Is that what you were thinking? Because normally when sane and rational people in the know speak about the Latino community, they are referring to people of Hispanic descent. You know, like the ones you want to cut off from jobs and civil rights.

Meg Whitman is a liar, in Spanish

Did I tell you this nutjob beat the crap out of her publicity person when she was still trying to steer eBay away from the disasters she created? Oh yeah, kids. Believe it.

Meg Whitman’s professional standards

The woman got like $200k and then later came back after “Wig-outman” left the building for good. How scary to have some maniac Republican “escort” you out of the room because you dare speak the truth in front of others. This makes me wonder if Whitman is really a man with a tiny little penis. It would definitely explain some of her more bizarre behavior.

Anyway, there’s really not too much to discuss about Whitman. She’s frightening because she’s a GW Bush in female panties, which if you ask certain peeps in the know, it’s not the first time GW Bush has been in female panties. Take that however you want, kids.

In other ridiculous news, I heard Ellen Degeneres turned down some documentary filmmakers who are trying to finish up an expose on Big Pig oil. They asked her Gayness for a measly $10k and she said no. So, give her the finger if you see her for me, will ya? Any finger will do, I’m not a fascist about it.

Should we talk about Mel Gibson today? No, I’ll save him for tomorrow. He’s a post all to himself.